About Me

Hello! I’m Janine. Mom of 2, Stand-up Comedian, and full-time chaos curator in between. I’m married to my best friend, and she and I are raising two wild, wonderful kids in the Northeast USA.

I live-stream Q&A chats, beauty rituals, drum solos, and comedy show preparations with nothing but an iPad, a mic, and a light on a stand.
I skate, I paint, and I scream-sing 2000s punk rock while blending eyeliner. My ADHD is real, my humor is loud, and my content is raw, funny, and sometimes spicy.


Whether I’m roller-skating through a livestream or dropping Kpop Demon Hunter lore in a caption, I’m here to document the chaos and celebrate the glow-up.


Follow for comic therapy, skater chick vibes, and the occasional existential meltdown.



Sunday, September 14, 2025

A Love So True, It Needed No Explanation

This isn’t about labels. It’s about connection, devotion, and the kind of love that speaks for itself. Two souls, one promise—and a celebration that transcends definition. #AYOITSJ9 #LoveIsLove #BisexualWedding #LGBTQCelebration #TrueConnection #WeddingDrop #ScrollStopper #EmotionalPunch

Riding Dirty. Battery Operated.

The streets weren’t ready. This isn’t a joyride—it’s a low-voltage menace. Plastic wheels. Real attitude. #AYOITSJ9 #RidingDirty #ToyTruckTerror #ShortsDrop #ElectricChaos #TikTokRepost #ScrollStopper

She Asked What Her Heart Looks Like. I Wasn’t Ready for the Answer.

It started as a game. But when the question hit—“What does it look like inside your heart?”—everything shifted. This isn’t playtime. It’s a mirror. #AYOITSJ9 #HeartGame #EmotionalDrop #ShortsRepost #ScrollStopper #ParentingMoment #SoulCheck

The Loyal Love of a Pet Dog is Forever

It’s not just companionship—it’s devotion. Through chaos, quiet, and every mood in between, the loyalty never wavers. This isn’t a pet. It’s a soul tether. #AYOITSJ9 #DogLoyalty #ForeverFriend #PetLoveDrop #ShortsRepost #EmotionalPunch #ScrollStopper

When the Clown Music Stops and the Scary Starts

It started with chaos. It ended with chills. She didn’t just switch costumes—she flipped the whole vibe. #AYOITSJ9 #HalloweenDrop #ScaryServe #ScrollStopper #ShortsRepost #UnhingedEnergy #SpiritStoreVibes #2025Trends #CostumeCore #MainCharacterFlip

What Happens When You Hear the Right Words at the Right Time?

It wasn’t a speech. It wasn’t planned. But somehow, the words landed exactly where I needed them. Confidence doesn’t always come from within—it sometimes arrives in someone else’s voice. #AYOITSJ9 #WordsThatHeal #EmotionalGlowUp #ScrollStopper #ShortsRepost #SelfWorthUnlocked #ConfidenceShift #2025Wellness #AffirmationDrop #UnfilteredTruth

What Happens When You Let Someone Wander Through Your Thoughts?

It started as a game. But when the question came—“What’s it like inside your mind?”—everything shifted. Some answers aren’t spoken. They’re felt. #AYOITSJ9 #MindGameDrop #EmotionalVibes #ScrollStopper #ShortsRepost #ThoughtsUnfiltered #2025Trends #ViralMoment #PopPhilosophy

The Grind Was Real. So Was the Glow-Up.

The day was dishes, diapers, and deadlines. The night? A reminder that effort doesn’t dull attraction—it defines it. This isn’t a makeover. It’s a reveal. #GlowUpConfirmed #AYOITSJ9 #TransformationDrop #DomesticDoesntMeanInvisible #ShortsRepost #ViralEnergy #EffortEarned

When Her Eyes Say “I’m the Whole Mood”

She didn’t need a transition. She didn’t need a caption. Her eyes did all the talking—and the vibe was undeniable. #AYOITSJ9 #FaceCardEnergy #SoftGlamDrop #ScrollStopper #ShortsRepost #BaddieEra #UnfilteredBeauty #2025Trends #MainCharacterCloseUp #VisualServe

Didn’t Want to Overshare. Accidentally Started a Podcast.

It was supposed to be a quiet moment. Then came the spiral, the monologue, and the accidental group therapy. This isn’t oversharing. It’s a broadcast. #AYOITSJ9 #PodcastEnergy #OvershareVibes #ShortsDrop #EmotionalSpiral #TikTokRepost #ViralUnraveling

One Woman. Every Emotion. All at Once.

She’s not just acting—she’s channeling. From toddler tantrums to grandma wisdom, from joy to existential dread… This isn’t a breakdown. It’s a showcase. #AYOITSJ9 #EmotionalRange #ComedyDrop #ShortsRepost #ScrollStopper #FunnyWomen #PersonaSwitch

Incredible Cuteness of My Puppy Dog

Warning: May cause uncontrollable smiling. This isn’t just a puppy—it’s a serotonin delivery system. Cuteness levels: off the charts. #AYOITSJ9 #PuppyCuteness #DogDrop #ShortsRepost #ScrollStopper #ViralPup #EmotionalPunch

Sunday, September 7, 2025

I Tried Talking Politics… It Went Exactly How You’d Expect

Armchair experting the political realm 🤣 Just some random thoughts by a completely unqualified comedian. If you came for facts, you’re in the wrong Short—but if you came for chaos, welcome home. ✅😁🇺🇲 #ayoitsj9 #PoliticalComedy #UnqualifiedOpinions #TikTokStyle #ViralShorts

This Body Makeup Looks Amazing… Until It Hits My Swimsuit

I love the coverage of this body makeup—it’s smooth, even, and looks flawless. But it definitely wasn’t transfer-safe. Maybe I should’ve let it dry longer before it touched my swimsuit? Lesson learned. #ayoitsj9 #BodyMakeup #SwimsuitSeason #BeautyFails #ViralShorts

Meet Xena – The Pug Puppy With Big Personality

Xena’s my pug puppy and she’s got the quirkiest personality. From snorts to sass, this Short shows why she’s the funniest little dog I’ve ever met. She’s chaos, cuddles, and pure pug energy. #ayoitsj9 #PugLife #FunnyDogs #PuppyPersonality #ViralShorts

Chill Vibes Only – Streaming With Friends

Just vibing on the live stream with Thor and Jeremiah. Chill energy, random laughs, and good company. Come hang out and catch the mood. #ayoitsj9 #LiveStream #ChillVibes #StreamingWithFriends #ViralShorts

Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Sharing Jokes on TikTok LIVE

Check out the FUN we had on my AyoitJ9 TikTok LIVE stream!

Dreams (2025) Starting Jessica Chastain

Michel Franco's "DREAMS" starring Jessica Chastain, has ignited significant debate. Some view it as Franco's most daring work, while others find its critique of "woke hypocrisy" and power dynamics heavy-handed and lacking nuance.

The film explores the "American dream" and exploitation in relationships shaped by wealth and privilege. Does it delve deeply into the human cost of these dynamics, or does it merely observe from a distance, potentially reinforcing the very disparities it aims to expose, as some critiques suggest?

Consider filmmakers like Michael Haneke, whose unsettling, austere psychological pain and geopolitical backdrops are similar to Franco's style, or Bong Joon-ho's dissection of class in "Parasite".

Jessica Chastain stars in DREAMS (2025) by Michel Franco

This film brought up numerous questions:

Is the film a brave commentary on social issues, or a missed opportunity?

What does Chastain's portrayal of Jennifer, a character who embodies both philanthropy and potential exploitation, say about empathy and power?

How does "DREAMS" compare to other films that tackle immigration, inequality, and privilege?

Is Michel Franco's controversial ending a necessary reality check or a misstep?

Does this film effectively address uncomfortable truths?

DREAMS Trailer with Jessica Chastain, Isaac Hernandez, and Rupert Friend

If "DREAMS" remains unreleased in your locale, a sense of its critical reception can be gleaned from available reviews:

DREAMS 2025 - Letterboxd Movie Reviews

DREAMS 2025 -Detailed Review at LA Youth

Photos Behind The Scenes (BTS) Shooting “DREAMS” on Set 2023. San Francisco, Mexico City

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Thursday, August 28, 2025

I KEEP My Promises! ;P

Lol. I am ALWAYS on my "best" behavior. ;P

Summer in the Pool !

Back in the Day - I Dated this Guy...

My Friend Josh@ChickFilA Is In My TikTok Live !

A Little Dancing Anyone?

Should I Post My Stand-Up Comedy Online?

You know, I was thinking, I mean, I'm...I don't think I'm gonna post my stand-up comedy clips online anymore. then everybody like see my joke...on here, and then has no reason to come see my shows. right? But don't you have to book shows for people to go see them?

Pasta or Pizza!?


Bestie, please don't make me me chose between two things. I can't do it. I want the best of both worlds. Do I want pizza for dinner or pasta for dinner? Ya, know...put the pasta on the pizza! Ya know what I mean? Sincerely, Ayoitsj9