About Me

Hello! I’m Janine. Mom of 2, Stand-up Comedian, and full-time chaos curator in between. I’m married to my best friend, and she and I are raising two wild, wonderful kids in the Northeast USA.

I live-stream Q&A chats, beauty rituals, drum solos, and comedy show preparations with nothing but an iPad, a mic, and a light on a stand.
I skate, I paint, and I scream-sing 2000s punk rock while blending eyeliner. My ADHD is real, my humor is loud, and my content is raw, funny, and sometimes spicy.


Whether I’m roller-skating through a livestream or dropping Kpop Demon Hunter lore in a caption, I’m here to document the chaos and celebrate the glow-up.


Follow for comic therapy, skater chick vibes, and the occasional existential meltdown.



Sunday, September 7, 2025

This Body Makeup Looks Amazing… Until It Hits My Swimsuit

I love the coverage of this body makeup—it’s smooth, even, and looks flawless. But it definitely wasn’t transfer-safe. Maybe I should’ve let it dry longer before it touched my swimsuit? Lesson learned. #ayoitsj9 #BodyMakeup #SwimsuitSeason #BeautyFails #ViralShorts
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